Dirty Joke = Soap + Mouth

Last night, Kasi told Ryan a joke she heard in school.

She told him in front of Junior.

Junior was floored, and told her she had to tell it to me when I came out of the bathroom.

She did, and I didn't know what to say, other than that I NEVER wanted to hear it come out of her mouth again.

I don't know how it happened, but my kids seem to think they can tell Junior and I everything, and while that is a very good thing, there are some things I just don't want to know. Like the dirty jokes they hear at school.

I've been a teenager. I know what teenagers are like.

I just don't want to hear about it.

You want to know the joke, don't you?

Well, I'll email it to you if you want.